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dean-the-piesexual:

OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My son told me an inappropriate joke today, and he told me he got it from you” AND I WAS SUPER CONFUSED??? SO I ASKED HER WHAT THE JOKE WAS AND APPARENTLY HE SAID “how do skeletons communicate? They bone each other” I AM SO DONE

dean-the-piesexual:

OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My son told me an inappropriate joke today, and he told me he got it from you” AND I WAS SUPER CONFUSED??? SO I ASKED HER WHAT THE JOKE WAS AND APPARENTLY HE SAID “how do skeletons communicate? They bone each other” I AM SO DONE

1 hour ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 14,756 notes
jasminescarpet:

eventheslightestrayofsunshine:

stuffmeekolikes:

noplacelikedisney:

carousel-of-progress:

"Aurora waits in the shadows whilst guests freak over Elsa and Anna".
This picture is so sad, in a strange sort of way.

This is actually really depressing- can you imagine how this face character must feel? Just standing there? I mean, she must understand all the hype of Frozen, but still!

I saw Aurora doing this when I went to Fairytale Hall. When the family finally came over to Aurora for pictures, they asked her which princess she was.

That’s the saddest thing I’ve ever read

This breaks my heart

jasminescarpet:

eventheslightestrayofsunshine:

stuffmeekolikes:

noplacelikedisney:

carousel-of-progress:

"Aurora waits in the shadows whilst guests freak over Elsa and Anna".

This picture is so sad, in a strange sort of way.

This is actually really depressing- can you imagine how this face character must feel? Just standing there? I mean, she must understand all the hype of Frozen, but still!

I saw Aurora doing this when I went to Fairytale Hall. When the family finally came over to Aurora for pictures, they asked her which princess she was.

That’s the saddest thing I’ve ever read

This breaks my heart

1 hour ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 33,150 notes
humanoidcarbonlifeform:

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.
he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.
he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.
and if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit ever get out of my face.

It was an anonymous tip.

humanoidcarbonlifeform:

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.

he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.

he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.

and if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit ever get out of my face.

It was an anonymous tip.

1 hour ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 499,979 notes

antlor:

people who hate on flannel are not worth your time, you OWN that lumberjack look and chop down the haters

1 hour ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 81,805 notes
w-0-0-d-s:

this is England

w-0-0-d-s:

this is England

1 hour ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 198,494 notes
adriofthedead:

morganperreault:

the only way I’ll wake up early

japanese prank shows are on a whole other level

adriofthedead:

morganperreault:

the only way I’ll wake up early

japanese prank shows are on a whole other level

1 hour ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 155,011 notes

sibiet:

i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok

1 hour ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 462,086 notes

yesmissmori:

THINX Underwear:

OH SHIT YOU GUYS THIS COMPANY IS MAKING UNDERWEAR THAT IS STAIN RESISTANT, ANTIMICROBIAL, AND WILL ABSORB UP TO 6 TEASPOONS OF LIQUID BUT STILL LOOKS FUCKING SEXY

AND DID I MENTION THIS PART:

For every pair of THINX you buy, you help one girl in the developing world stay in school by providing her with seven washable, reusable cloth pads.

AND WHY IS THAT SUCH A BIG DEAL? HERE’S WHY:

After doing some research, Agrawal says she found that more than 100 million girls in the developing world were missing a week of school because of their periods, and using things such as leaves, old rags, or plastic bags in the place of sanitary pads.

THE SIZES RUN FROM XS TO XXL AND THE PRICES ARE NOT INSANE, THEY’RE OBVIOUSLY HIGHER THAN THOSE 5 FOR $10 SALES AT TARGET BUT YOU WON’T HAVE TO THROW THEM OUT BECAUSE YOU MISCALCULATED YOUR FLOW AND BLED ALL OVER THEM BEFORE YOU COULD GET TO A BATHROOM

I’M SORRY FOR SHOUTING I’M JUST REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS

LIKE HOLY FUCKBASKET IT’S ABOUT DAMN TIME

1 hour ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 269,000 notes

gailsimone:

guiltyhousewife:

My daughter got to meet the amazing msjayjustice at Dragon Con 2014 and these ladies could not have been more friendly to her. They were very kind and Ivy was super stoked to meet them.

Anyone who doesn’t love these photos has no heart.

1 hour ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 995 notes
karkinophile:

some chicas in pencil

karkinophile:

some chicas in pencil

1 hour ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 20,707 notes

cleffairie:

overdosemag:

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Fall Out Boy revealed today that they will be releasing “Centuries,” their new single, sometime in September. Along with that, the band’s sixth studio album could come as early as the end of this year!

Four-piece rock band, Fall Out Boy are set to…

1 hour ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 1,242 notes

sitcorn:

hey remember that law i forget exactly how it goes but its something along the lines of ‘if you murder someone you go to jail’ whatever happened to that? is that still a thing

1 hour ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 158,891 notes

sassybabushka:

When my friend was in fourth grade her teacher asked for an example of irony, and she answered “Harry Potter searching for the final horcrux, but he is the final horcrux” and her teacher started screaming and said “I DIDN’T FINISH THE BOOK OH MY GOD!”

2 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 91,477 notes
hobbits-and-destiel:

skeletonwang:

that is not a dog that is the continent of australia 

clifford went through a goth phase

hobbits-and-destiel:

skeletonwang:

that is not a dog that is the continent of australia 

clifford went through a goth phase

2 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 510,194 notes

communistbakery:

getsby:

y’all are like “ooh everyone is beautiful” “ooh everyone deserves to feel hot” and then three seconds later you’re making fun of people who cover their acne with makeup and people who haven’t mastered winged eyeliner yet like grow the hell up you don’t get to pick and choose times to be body positive

THIS FUCKING THIS

2 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 241,891 notes