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andrewhulrey:

The many faces of Pete Wentz part 4 x 
3 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 1,159 notes
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dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins

3 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 279,071 notes
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almost-too-white-to-function:


lgbbq:

The farther away from valentines day it gets the funnier it is

Fuck you guys I just waited for this thing to load for a solid 6 minutes….

almost-too-white-to-function:

lgbbq:

The farther away from valentines day it gets the funnier it is

Fuck you guys I just waited for this thing to load for a solid 6 minutes….

3 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 443,615 notes
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princehans-kingnothing:

This entire movie was an emotional roller coaster but this is the scene that absolutely shattered my heart.

3 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 211,302 notes

dylanohcryin:

nothing fucked me up more than hearing the line “now they’re going to bed and my stomach is sick, and it’s all in my head but she’s touching his chest” in mr brightside and REALIZING THAT SICK AND CHEST DON’T RHYME… ….SH E’S NOT TOUCHIGN HIS CHEST…..

3 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 97,262 notes

mysideofreality:

I get so excited when people send me asks, like you could literally just send me one that says pancakes and I’d be so flattered that you took the time to send me that

3 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 74,005 notes

thesassylorax:

ahkep:

actionables:

the past is a strange place

cops on bikes used to transport criminals like this

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this guy worked as an alarm for waking people up

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one wheel motorcycle

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pin-boys who manually lined pins up

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baby cage for families who wanted their kids to get enough sunlight

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zoo-keeper showering a penguin

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But who woke up the guy that woke everyone else up

Early to bed, early to rise?

3 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 105,052 notes

wentzguyliner:

Some Fall Out Boy songs are like I’m punk rock and I’m fucking ANGRY and others are like I’m punk rock and don’t look at me because I’m crying

3 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 42,679 notes

readmore-worryless:

"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".

3 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 70,117 notes

fascinates:

"if you like someone, just tell them!"

is the worst piece of shit advice you can give to anyone

3 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 77,410 notes
timsenblue:

X-Men: Days of Future Past,Pietro Maximoff / Quicksilver,Evan Peters.by Moie正在治疗拖延症

timsenblue:

X-Men: Days of Future Past,Pietro Maximoff / Quicksilver,Evan Peters.by Moie正在治疗拖延症

3 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 3,552 notes